Fuck You National Party And You Too, Luxon

In 2023, New Zealand elected a government that promised to "get the economy back on track." Two years later, the economy shrank, 47,000 citizens left the country, and the ferries literally broke down. But at least the landlords are doing well.

The Scoreboard

GDP Growth (avg/yr)

Labour 2.9%
National 0.15%

Two-year average. 2024 was the developed world's largest contraction. — HSBC, Stats NZ

Unemployment

Labour (2023) 3.9%
National (2025) 5.4%

Highest in a decade. — Stats NZ

Hospital Waitlists

Labour (2023) 51,000
National (2025) 74,000+

Waiting 4+ months for a specialist. Only 61% seen on time vs 95% target. — DPMC

Police Numbers

Labour (2023) 10,211
National (2024) 10,066

Down 145 officers while youth court charges surged 71% and burglaries doubled. — Police Association, NZ Herald

Citizens Leaving

Labour (2023) 43,300
National (2024) 47,100

Net NZ citizen departures. Record calendar-year loss. 56% went to Australia. — Stats NZ

Health Workforce

Labour Hiring
National 2,042 cut

Jobs axed while $538M went unspent. 800 graduate nurses unemployed despite shortages. — RNZ, Health NZ

Where the Money Went

They said there was no money for nurses, teachers, or firefighters. Turns out there was plenty — just not for them.

$671M

Ferry Cancellation

Cancelled the iReX replacement ferries, wasting $671 million with zero ships delivered. $222M to Hyundai alone. The remaining fleet is now literally breaking down — the Aratere ran aground, the Kaitaki lost all four engines mid-crossing, and the Kaiarahi had steering failure. One ferry sold for scrap to India.

RNZ, 1News, BusinessDesk

$538M

Health Underspend

Health NZ left $538 million unspent — mostly from unfilled vacancies — then asked hospitals to find another $510M in "savings." Only 28% of graduate nurses were hired at Christchurch Hospital. 47% of wards understaffed 20% of the time.

RNZ, NZ Herald

$500K

Bill English Review

Budgeted $500K for ex-PM Bill English to review Kāinga Ora. Paid him $2,500/day. Took the money from the transitional housing budget — the fund for people in urgent need of a roof. The review concluded Kāinga Ora was "not financially viable." Thanks Bill.

Newsroom, Stuff

2.5 yrs

Firefighters Without a Contract

FENZ hasn't given firefighters a pay rise since July 2023. The offer? 5.1% over three years — less than inflation. 99% of members rejected it. Rolling strikes since August 2025. Meanwhile, 140 roles marked for the axe and equipment described as "dire and failing."

RNZ, NZPFU

More Hard Numbers

500,000+ Kiwis accessing food banks per month. — NZ Food Network
90% Increase in Auckland rough sleeping since 2024. — HUD
10,881 Prison population — all-time record, years ahead of projections. — Justice Ministry
71% Surge in youth court charges. Burglaries roughly doubled in two years. — NZ Herald
$134M Cut from conservation. A third of DOC huts & tracks at risk. — DOC
$2.9B Cost of landlord tax breaks over 4 years. That's a lot of insulation. — PBO
"We are absolutely focused on the things that matter to New Zealanders." — Christopher Luxon, repeatedly, while doing none of those things

Sources: Stats NZ, NZ Treasury, DPMC, Ministry of Health, Ministry of Education, DOC, CPAG, NZ Food Network, Police Association, Parliamentary Budget Office, HUD, Justice Ministry, HSBC, Climate Action Tracker, RNZ, NZ Herald, Newsroom, NZPFU. All figures from publicly available reporting.